I stared at the ceiling and whispered, “Why do you hate me?”
To handle the friend who won't stop updating their story or complaining about Wi-Fi: eng camp with mom and my annoying friend who upd
I laughed. She laughed. Mom looked over from across the fire and gave me a thumbs up. I pretended not to see. I stared at the ceiling and whispered, “Why do you hate me
First off, let’s talk about the Mom Factor. My mom decided that her English "needed a refresh," which is code for "I want to supervise your social life while wearing a matching tracksuit." Having your mom at camp means you always have extra snacks and sunscreen, but it also means you can’t exactly "forget" to do your vocab drills. Every time I tried to slide into the back of the room, there she was, front row, hand raised, shouting "HE-LLO TEACH-ER!" The Wild Card: The "Upgraded" Friend I pretended not to see
He grins. “UPD stands for ‘Unnecessary Personal Drama.’ Which you’re currently providing.”
She started talking to the camp cat. She named it “Algorithm” because “it shows you what you want to see but never explains why.”
Ask me after the trauma fades.