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Remember when calling someone was a high-stakes financial decision? The 9:00 PM Sprint: but a voice actor's comedic timing
A written joke can fall flat, but a voice actor's comedic timing, tone, and inflection bring a punchline to life.
However, in the spirit of "if you can’t beat them, join them," we decided to take the phrase literally. What if you had an unlimited plan—not for data—but for pure, unadulterated comedy?
